- had a crush on zac efron at some point
- still have a crush on zac efron whether it’s strong or subtle
- are in denial about ever having a crush on zac efron
those are it those are the three states of matter when it comes to zac efron
people rebloggin this or sending me messages saying they’ve never had a crush on him well i guess i know which state u are in
Killing a man at a wedding. What kind of monster would do that?
if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with